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Ok answer as many questions as you can you don’t have to answer them all,
1) What composer(s )did NOT write a popular Christmas carol?
2)These holidays do not occur in December?
3)Frosty the snowman had this for his nose?
4)The symbol of Christmas which is decorated for the holidays season and the holiday?
5)the following people are NOT linked to the origin of the Christmas tree?
6)If Christmas pie was illegal it began to be known by this other name?
7)Lipstick and a green crayon have to do with Christmas in what way?
8)Since the shepards were watching their flocks that tells us the Jesus may have been born what?
9)This was the greatest impact on the popularity of the Christmas greeting card?
10)It’s the number of reindeer Santa has?
11)This US president began the custom of giving Christmas gifts to the White House domestic staff?
12)This is the most popular holiday plant decoration in the United States?
13)Santa Claus fills the SHOES of children with toys and candy in all of the following countries except?
14)On Christmas Eve, what American government agency tracks Santa’s sleigh?
15) In which newspaper did the editorial ‘Yes Virginia, There Is A Santa Claus’ originally appear?

All websites want lots and lots of original text cus it helps them get hits from search results.
From Google mainly, lol poor Yahoo gets most of their search result visitors from Google.
Yahoo used to be a search engine, remember? Wtf still uses that?
Now even hard core yahoo fans say "Google it" .

Every time you write a question and people fill out answer, yahoo makes money from it, for the rest of eternity. Cus an ad is displayed ever time it’s view
And the more text there is, the more likely to end up in various search results

I rarely give them anything "original" , specially if I’m gonna write some long essay of a question or answer, I post it in a blog first then copy it over. lol.
Cus then Yahoo gets penalized instead for having "duplicate content" muhahahaha.

If everyone did that, they’d probably die.
This time I want it to show up in a lot of search results about yahoo and google and "search engine" and I dunno what else..
So that’s why there’s a lot of text..

Cus my goal is to destroy Yahoo. Muhahahahahhahha
Just kidding.
Thanx for not answering because it would ruin my keyword density

I got banned from adsense, but my dad wants to join now, can he join or will they just ban his account eventually since we live at the same address? if they do, can he have his address at his brothers house? thanks.
Well he got accepted already so thats not the problem, its just that google is notorious for banning accounts before the pay day.

give me Information of backlinks.

I am in need for a place for me to get a large number of email addresses to market a new product I recently released. Any suggestions/ sites?

the video clip that started it all. Introducing Brandon “JITTING JESUS” Hobbs.

How is the pricing model of a click determined?

Thank you.

ok the links on my last question didn’t work so i fixed them. well im 5 foot have a big bust (38 D) and im almost 16. here is a pic of my face. if you could tell me if this dress would look okay or not that would fantastic! lol. thanks!!

me:
http://s186.photobucket.com/albums/x177/kkmcr66/?action=view&current=Kelsey08029.jpg

dress:
http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=FOREVER21&category%5Fname=dress%5Fdressy&product%5Fid=2043050535&Page=1

im still thinking about shoes but i think i like these best:
http://www.payless.com/Catalog/ProductDetail.aspx?&TLC=Womens&SLC=WomensDress&BLC=WomensDressTrendy&Width=Wide&ItemCode=60519&LotNumber=065194&Type=Adult&Popularity=651&DescriptiveColor=Black

I’m building a website for the first time and although I know a little bit about HTML from a college course I took about 5 years ago I don’t know how to create a link for a new page. I lost my HTML book in a house fire 2 years ago so I have been visiting various websites to get help but I have not been able to find the information that I need.

I’d like to hear from Adwords advertisers as well Adsense publishers.

Has the recession impacted your business that you are reducing your Adwords advertising budget, resulting in less impressions and less clicks affecting Adsense publisher income?

Your input is greatly appreciated. Thank you.